i accidentally looked up baby alpacas and well sweet jesus this brought tears to my eyes oh my god
i refuse to believe this is a real creature it looks like its felted omg
I hate when you really wanna hang out with someone but you’re too scared to even hit them up because you feel like you’re annoying them :(
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
things I won’t be getting today: birthday sex
sick of people cracking bad jokes over how Paul Walker died in a car accident since he was in the fast and the furious movies; he wasn’t even the one driving shut the fuck up.
An owl landed in a bar